A red-blooded American male can’t watch a major sporting event without being assaulted by commercials showing a bunch o half-naked women cavorting on some beach with some beer-soaked yahoos. What’s a man to do?
The answer is to maintain control of the remote and zap those commercials! The defense is simple: All sexy women get zapped by the clicker. Phasers set to kill, Spock. This is the best way. You can hit another station and come back in sixty seconds. (This approach gives you another reason to keep the clicker away from the wife and kids.)
As your wife and children watch you click away, you serve as a living example of godliness in your home, and that will speak volumes to them.